In defense of trout bummery
Monday, August 29, 2011 at 12:41PM Let us, for a moment, consider the trout bum. Wildly, these fanatics chase speckled fish like skirt chasers in a bar; plotting, executing, landing. He who emerges with the most or the biggest, as judged by surrounding trout bums, emerges victorious. But not so fast. It has been suggested that perhaps this glorious act -this floating of rivers and chasing of fish - is less than productive. This suggestion seems to stem from the notion that a trout bum, is truly a bum, a worthless, leeching individual. I hear this sentiment expressed, usually from the more classically productive segment of society. I feel that it is a misguided notion, one I wish to dispel with relating of another story, which only incidentally happens to be about pigs.
Shauna Stephenson |
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